Rack City

I’ve made it into my 40’s, and I never succumbed to the pressure to get implants. Which is a friggin’ miracle, given the fact that A) I live in LA and B) I work in the entertainment business, where plastic surgeons are on every speed dial, street corner and strip mall. So for any of you ladies thinking about going under the knife…..STOP RIGHT THERE. You know you’re going to have kids somewhere down the line ANYWAY, so…..get knocked up. For 9 months you can get yourself a smokin’ hot pair of boobs like these bad boys you see in my pic. Just sayin’. No cray cray Victoria’s Secret waterbra required. Just lactate! Pregnancy = “organic” boob job. So for the next 7 1/2 months, I’ll be holing up in Rack City.

 

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